# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
my liver is dry heaving
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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