Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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