champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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