Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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