I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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