this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just pee around me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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