Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
where are you?
Hypothermia
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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