hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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