ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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