is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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