Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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