is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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