Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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