White coat. Heels.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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