Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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