We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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