we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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