can u get pink eye on your cock?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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