My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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