Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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