i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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