How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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