so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
