She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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