Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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