Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do herpes really smell.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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