Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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