it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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