You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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