I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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