Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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