Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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