No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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