Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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