My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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