dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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