if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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