when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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