I am full of burrito and curiosity
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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