is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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