New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
