the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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