Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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