..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He passed out mid-signature
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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