So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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