went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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