I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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