Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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