there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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