The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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