Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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