We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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